Beetlejuice is back and he's throwing a Halloween Silent Disco from beyond the grave. Three channels. One rule: IT’S SHOWTIME!
? BEETLEJUICE’S HALLOWEEN SILENT DISCO SPOOKTACULAR ??️Ahem—ahem—TESTING! One-two, one-TWO! Is this thing haunted!?
Alright, listen up you miserable mortals and disco-loving degenerates: I, the ghost with the MOST, am personally inviting you to the most bone-rattlin’, booty-shakin’, brain-meltin’ Halloween party in this entire cursed dimension. That’s right! A Silent Disco! Which means three channels of music and none of your annoying friends can talk over it! It's like a séance... but with bangers! And costumes of course.
? Three DJ channels hotter than Hell’s sauna.? One pair of glowing headphones straight from the spirit realm.?♀️ A crowd full of costumed creeps grindin’ like it's the last night before eternal damnation.? Bonus points if your costume has fangs, fog, or at least three legally questionable accessories.
WHEN? HALLOWEEN, BABY. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31ST. (7:30pm-11:30pm)
WHERE? Somewhere you can scream without the neighbors calling the HOA. (Hi-Wire Brewing CHARLOTTE).
WHO? You. Your weird cousin. Your ex. Your ex's ex. Your ex’s dentist. EVERYBODY. IN COSTUMES.
WHY? Because I SAID SO.
TICKETS? Cheaper than a cursed doll at a garage sale. $10 early bird. $15 general. Don’t be cheap. I know what you did with that PPP loan.
And remember—this ain’t no church lock-in. It’s 18+ unless you're undead. No toddlers in Power Ranger costumes. No boomers in Crocs. Just freaks, freakier freaks, and me.